To the folks at AARP.
I have some news for you.
My name is not Kenneth.
I am not old enough to be receiving your email spam.
I am not happy that you gave my email address to other organizations that are now spamming me.
I'm not happy about all of this but I must say that it is quite entertaining getting email that states that 'a hot senior single wants to spend the holidays with me.'
Really?
Ewww....
