Sob.
Yes. I went into the school to discuss the position and my starting date, and found that the principal had forgotten that I had volunteered for the position.
She had already found someone else.
So I am replaced.
And I had that cool whistle just waiting to be used.
And I came clean with ya'll unnecessarily about my overly-competitive spirit.
Darn.
Just pretend you never read any of that stuff, okay?
PS: Just to clarify....I was chaperone at a high school/college age camp. The girl I pushed was bigger than me. Wouldn't want you to think I would push a small child into a snow bank. I do have some self-control.