Tuesday, March 29, 2011

To Whom It May Concern...

To the folks at AARP.

I have some news for you.

My name is not Kenneth.

I am not old enough to be receiving your email spam.

I am not happy that you gave my email address to other organizations that are now spamming me.

I'm not happy about all of this but I must say that it is quite entertaining getting email that states that 'a hot senior single wants to spend the holidays with me.'

Really?

Ewww....